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| Yul Brynner. You'd have to have known he'd end up on this list. |
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| Joan Crawford. |
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| Pearl Bailey. |
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| Douglas Fairbanks Jr...you know...who cares...this photo was probably taken by his wife at the time Joan Crawford. |
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| Lucille Ball. I've ruined Saturday morning TV for you...or perhaps made it better? |
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| Tab Hunter. |
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| Pixelated Errol Flyn peen. |
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| A very very young Mae West. |
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| Sophie Loren makes us all hate our boobs. |
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| Burt Lancaster. Teeth and testicles. |
