Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Totally Innaporpriate Pics of Disney Princes

You. Are. Welcome. You remember your strange crush on a particular Disney Prince that didn't manage to go away as you got older? That's why some nights you dream in animation about Captain Phoebus or Prince Adam/The Beast (my personal favorite). No it's not wrong, Disney Princes are stupid hot, and every year, the animation seems to get more and more raunchy particular in the hair and chest area. I mean Tarzan had some power pecks on him, and the shortest loin cloth i've ever seen. It's like Disney is pandering to all of us older sisters who had to take our younger sibling to the movies. They come for the musical numbers and talking animals, we go for the man meat. And no it doesn't make you a pervert...well a little bit, but hey you're not alone. And now for the treat. I found this amazing website with photos that i'm going to now pass on to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to watching Pocahontas.

Prince Adam/The Beast from Beauty and the Beast. Ultimate in 'Adonis DNA' (Thanks Sheen!) nice bulge by the way. was that part of the curse?
Aladdin. Whole new world indeed.
Captain Phoebes from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. For some reason his soul patch seems pervy in this picture.
Emperor Kuzco, never thought I'd be attracted to that. I was wrong.
Captain John Smith. Pocahontas is one big sex farm. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Nice raccoon tail by the way, very appropriate. RIP Miko the raccoon.
My personal fave from Pocahontas, timid (not so much anymore) Thomas.
Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid. Perhaps the quintessential Disney Prince. Long wavy hair, bright blue eyes. Calm down Vera, he's just a cartoon.
Shang from Mulan. I fell like a ton of bricks for him.
Tarzan. Am I crazy or did he already look kind of douchy. I'm still into it.
Kocoum. Pocahontas really scored in the eye candy. I was always more of a Kocoum kind of girl, Pocahontas' decision made no sense to me.

1 comment:

Sarah said...

It's not Disney but I loved Dimitri from Anastasia ...