'The world belongs to the meat eaters Ms. Clara, so if you have to take it raw, take it raw.'
(The Long Hot Summer)
'Cookie, you're a true artist...They should put your lips in the Guggenheim Museum'
'Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated'
'Good old Rachmaninov. The Second Piano Concerto. Never misses.'
(The Seven Year Itch)
'First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett.'
(Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice)
'Your inventory, Louis, is unlimited. Like your long, clean, white breeches, there is nothing of substance in either of them.'
(The Draughtsman's Contract)
'If you throw a lambchop into a hot oven, what's gonna keep it from gettin' done?'
'Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs 'em?'
(Valley of the Dolls)
'Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love'
'I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.'